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Economist |
An Economist opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came
along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the Economist was
complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!" he whined.
"You Economist's are so materialistic, you make me sick!" retorted
the officer.
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!"" Oh my God," replied
the Economist, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his
arm once was.
"Where's my Rolex?!?" |
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