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Punjab Museum |
Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were
marveling at the dinosaur bones.
One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old
the dinosaur bones are?'
Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months
old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do
you know their age so precisely?'
Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years
old when I started working here, and that was four and a half
years ago.'
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