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Cycle

Banta shows up at his friend Santa Singh’s place in a Brand New Cycle - Lady Bird. Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came            in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes!

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