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Lottery |
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to
claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you
one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the
next 19 weeks.
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day
and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my
money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then
I want my five rupees back!"
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